my neighborhood is weird

The other day I saw a guy with no shirt just riding a unicycle down my street... he was reading a book too. twas a strange sight indeed.

then, this morning, mrs. mabus was at home as the garbage truck came by for its weekly waste removal rounds. that, by itself, is not very strange... however, as mrs. mabus was watching out the window, the garbage dude made eye contact with her as she just watched him dump the can into the truck. So now we are missing a garbage can, and according to the city, they have had multiple complaints like this recently. what a crock of shit. i hope that they can at least credit us twenty bucks on our garbage bill to compensate. we're supposed to find out tomorrow.

yes, my neighborhood is weird.